I am so sorry for not having written on here for about a year and a half! What's happened is I've been so busy slimming and dieting that I've finally become a size 0 and have been snapped up by a modelling company (literally snapped up, someone breathed on me and my spine caved in).

Just kidding. I haven't changed that much. Although I do have new hair:

Yes, it's ginger, stfu. Dig the braces instead. Shiny shiny.


Anyway, the reason I have been so shit with updating my blog is because it has been a big time of change for me, relationship wise, career wise, spiritually wise, economically wise and so on. Life has been busy and chaotic. But I am here now and the love I have is vast and many.

I will sum up my weight loss progress over the past few months:

Pretty exciting stuff huh? I've been on and off the wagon so many times I should go to Dieting Anonymous.
Here lies the problem, I love food, food loves to be eaten by me, it's scientific fact.

Food can be pretty persuasive, and I'm an obliging kind of girl, I don't like to disappoint.

However, after trying some weight loss products (which believe me, I will review like a motherfuck), I am back on the wagon of healthy eating and exercise (at the moment, it's rollerskating and Zumba, which again, I will review, as previously, like a motherfuck).

So, I apologise for my absence, and hope that it can be made up to you by a picture of a bunny with a pancake on it's head:

Love and sparkles,

Sara x